May
24th
Sat
24th
Last night while writing this, Jurassic Park decided to relocate to my living room. I’m talking about a bug. No, wait, not a bug. A prehistoric arthropod is more like what I went to battle with at 2am.
We’re talking 1.5 inches long, had about 50 legs, and moved really, really fast.
I broke my girlfriend’s shoe in my epic fight with this beastie. (I won, the thing is now vanquished. Made history like its prehistoric brethren.) As my friend Kelli remarked this morning though, I sure hope this thing doesn’t have family…